Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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