4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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