it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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