Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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