idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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