I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Non-Jews are for practice
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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