Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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