All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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