Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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