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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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