ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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