I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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