My hand turned me down
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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