Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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