So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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