So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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