Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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