so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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