Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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