I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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