i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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