Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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