real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my shit smells like andre
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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