Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
