Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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