Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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