Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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