Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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