someone get that fucking seahorse.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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