he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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