i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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