I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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