so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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