Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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