I must be too annoying 4 u.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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