So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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