i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Pooping to opera.
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