why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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