I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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