is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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