Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
