I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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