what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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