It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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