kristin has been a bad kristin
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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