I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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