Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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