If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize