Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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