Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he wants to bone in the snuggie
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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