a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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