I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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