You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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