how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
that is very illegal...i love you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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