So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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